Girls Should Hate Me

Im best friends with the creator of this site. It is what it is. Im going to share a sex story with all of you. You should read it.

So get this, I was at a coaches meeting for a youth sports tournament to be held in New York. There were a lot o fucking people at this meeting.   All of these coaches had to be present so that they could hear about the importance of good sportsmanship and shit. Whatever. So im at this faggot ass meeting when I see a cutie seated across from me. She wants my dick. I decide to smile at her. Oh now she really wants my dick. Ha whatever. So I send her some signals which include more smiling and other weird gay shit. At the conclusion of this cock sucker meeting I go up to this bitch right. I want her to know I don’t take shit from nobody so I say it to her like this. “hi um you look really pretty and I’d love to take you out to dinner maybe if you want”…..ha!! yea right I didn’t say that shit. I approached her and asked her name…it was Jamal..naw it aint. It was Rachel. So we’re talkin and getting along, walking back to our cars, and when I get to my car she says “your not even going to give me your number?”. At that point I was like YOOOo!!! SHES A WHORE!!! (if only I knew). So check it. I give her my number. She gives me hers. I give her a hug and get the fuck outa there.

I didn’t eat dinner yet and I had to buy marijuana…can’t deal with this bull shit. So im driving on the highway, 10 minutes away from where I get my dank ass bud, when I get a call…it’s the fuckin skank! So I pick up and she told it to me..she said, hey wanna meet up? And I was like yea sure lets chill at the rest stop after exit 22b. shes down. So I get there before her, and realize…fuck! I don’t have any condoms….so I run into the store and buy myself some durex (durex is very comfortable on my tiny dick). So I go back to my car, and she pulls up…hahahahaha shes in a mini van. Im like yo im not gonna fuck this bitch in my tiny ass piece of shit car when shes in a mini van. So I get out and tell her to open up the door…shes obliges. I get in, and yea im a little nervous…I know I talk a big game but damn sometimes it’s a little scary ya know…then I said this one in my head “Fuck it” and I went in for it…shes all for it dude. After a long 17 seconds of making out, I told her to get her ass in the back seat…she got back there so fast, if I didn’t know better I woulda thought there was something amazing back there….like a swiss cheese omelet with some tomatoes, peppers and onions. So I get back there with her. I put my hand down her pants and start DJing like Tiesto or some shit…shes moanin like a bitch (I know im good but im not THAT good). So my boy who created this site knows I love the vagina, so this’ll come as no surprise to him that I decided to eat this bitch out….fuck….this was the grossest vagina id ever come across…..i don’t even think my tounge touched it before I gagged…I came back up so quick I almost put my head through the roof. Whatever. Fuck you.

So then im like, yo get the rest of your clothes off and suck my dick. Now remember, at this point we’re both naked, im getting a nice blow job , and we’re in a mini van in the middle of a crowded parking lot of a McDonalds rest stop on the highway! So after a couple minutes I pull my dick out of her mouth, slide my durex on and start fuckin this bitch. Shes screaming like Im black or something….im not…I tell her to shutup so no one eating their quarter pounders with cheese will hear us…she doesn’t shut up…I finish, take the condom off, throw it out the window, ask for some gum, give her a little peck on the cheek (she sucked my dick I don’t want my dick juice in my mouth) and peaced…

There ya go everyone. That’s my story. Just to fill you in, I did end up getting some dank ass weed, and the next time I saw that bitch…the creator of this site and I double teamed her….we’re fucking jerks (he made me a jerk, I used to be a nice boy)

Peace fags