Girls Should Hate Me

Whatsup fellow pussy lovers. Its me again. The douche bag who wrote about fucking a girl in the parking lot of a McDonalds. I have recently acquired a new story to regale you all with; by recently, I mean the ending of the story happened 7 minutes ago. Huuurrr it iz
So I’m in Israel right now. Theres a lot of girls in Israel, especially Israeli girls…I havn’t hooked up with any Israelis…my Hebrews atrocious; when I try to speak to the natives, they get upset. Whatever im not phased. I digress. So Im at my apartment tonight when a girl who lives in my apartment building gives me a call. She says it like this. “hey im eating right now but can I come over later.” I responded with a romantic and generous answer, “no.” She laughs because she assumes im just teasing her…I really didn’t want her to come. Whatever. So she comes over and we relax. My roommates are here and she brought 2 of her roommates. While everyone else was watching a movie in the living room, I prepared myself for quite the endeavor. I knew it’d be dangerous, but I had to pull it off…I took my pants off, tucked my balls and shaft all the way through my legs so that if you looked at me from behind it’d look like I had colitis. Ha. Ew. I run into the room, and begin to do my ‘mangina’ dance. It was funny and gross…I actually look like I have a vagina. If I wore solos and did that, I’d have a camel toe like all those Latinas at the train station. Whatever. Everyone laughs and all the guys follow suit..what a trend setter I am. I than begin to creep up behind my girl with my half erect penis completely out. I then decide to lightly tap her in the face with it..she calls me names and acts really upset..i laugh and tell her to have sex with me. She gives me a dirty look…what a whore. So the night goes on, with me forcing her to watch squirting porn, black porn, and of course, Jenna Hayes porn. Anyway. So I bring this slut into my room and start kissing her and what not. I start rubbing my dick against her vagina, but my dicks in my pants and her vaginas in her shorts..i think im the man because she starts moaning..she wouldn’t fake it right? Fuck you fag. Whatever. So I do this exaggerated rubbing thing for way too long, and I soon realize that the tip of my dick is extremely sore….fuck. Now there is a big cut on the tip of my dick. she begins the blow job. Props to her because it was great, but holy shit, getting head with a sensitive spot on the top of your dick is extremely painful…my asshole was clenched the whole time (also because I had to shit and fart really bad). Oh! I forgot to mention, I had worked out immediately prior to this whole affair, and did not take a shower upon my return home so this slut is giving me head with a cut dick and probably the worst crotch rot known to man kind…im so generous..shes fuckin gross. Ew. After I finally got over the pain on the tip of my phalas, I realized I hadn’t masturbated in a week (don’t ask it’s a long story involving Israel, heat rash, and heat rash) so after about 15 minutes I erupted with more force than Mt. Vesuvius…she seemed shocked and turned on..i was no longer turned on. I walked her to the door, and even opened it for her..she asked me to walk her to her apartment…I laughed. She begged me for a good 9 minutes (fuckin cunt, she coulda been back at her apartment 8 minutes ago if she just left herself). She proceeds to send me ‘upset’ text messages about not walking her back and stray cats or something. Whatever. She got cum all up and around her…hehehehahahah. Alright guys. Hope you enjoyed. Stay tuned.
-ya boi