2009
10.25
10.25
Girls keep slapping me. And I’m a nice sensitive boy. i wanna write angsty poetry, but I simply cant find the words.
Here are two instances of vaginal violence:
So I ask this nice cute girl if she knows how to read. She assures me that she does, and then questions if I know how to read. I have a hunch that shes lying, so I ask her who her favorite author is. She responds “Ceeeentral Jerrrseeey” and then i said i thought she might be retarded. And then she slapped me 
Then this enormous calved asian bitch slapped me because i guess she liked me. and i told her i was a 14 year old high school freshman. and then i kept calling her woman. and then she slapped me At least she didnt kick me, lest I be slain by her impressive calves.